Dr. Vorp · Personnel file
Dr. Vorp
- Subject
- Dr. Vorp
- Age
- ???
- Occupation
- Menacing analyst
- Known for
- Ruining leaguemates' seasons
- Last seen
- Living rent-free in your leaguemates' brains
- Status
- Awake
- Hobbies
- Knowing ball
- Grinding tape
- Trolling leaguemates
- Anointing league-winners
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