Dr. Vorp

Subject

Dr. Vorp

Age

???

Occupation

Menacing analyst

Known for

Eating your leaguemates' souls

Last seen

Your leaguemates' nightmares

Status

Awake

Hobbies

• Knowing ball
• Grinding tape
• Trolling leaguemates
• Anointing league-winners

I’ll make you the fastest GM in your fantasy league… and it won’t be particularly close.

I love fantasy football, but I hate social media. As fantasy GM’s, we shouldn’t have to be locked in to 150+ NFL beat writer social media accounts just to stay competitive and up-to-date. So I built this app. Dr. Vorp is the fastest fantasy football news service: about 30 seconds from the tweet to your phone when something happens in the NFL world that one of your teams can benefit from. And it’s free. Sign in, sync every league you play in — they all land in one feed — download the app, and sit back as you receive only the fantasy-relevant, actionable updates. No noise, no losing 15 minutes to the doom-scroll. Just speed. Your leaguemates will be scratching their heads trying to understand how you’re this fast. Sign up, or convince your commissioner to set up daily waivers.

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